We here at Bad Craziness International have been down for a few weeks due to renovations.
A few weeks ago, a terrible accident occurred that claimed the lives of 10,000 Bad Craziness Interns. The Bad Craziness Central Aerospace Engineering Department built the first completely operational and inexpensive hovercraft based off of Syd Mead's spinner model in Blade Runner approximately 2 weeks ago. Suddenly, an army of rabid mongoose busted through the door completely befuddling Bad Craziness' own Lloyd Dunn, John Lautner and Karl Benz. Suddenly, the mongoose army let out a blood curdling war cry and destroyed everything in the room. The sheer force of the savage mongoose rebels was too much and the jet propulsion systems erupted in a wild science fiction-y rage, destroying a solid 4% of our HQ. It was a sad day, and we send our condolences to the families of our loyal employees. But we are returning with a vengeance!
We would like to announce a brand new addition to our HQ. A bigger, better department that we're surprised we've never had before. OFFICIALLY, Bad Craziness International is now acquiring a film studio department! We here at Bad Craziness International are proud to announce our newest addition to the Bad Craziness family: Bad Craziness International Studios.
There will be plenty of films being churned out by Bad Craziness International. The debut film will be directed, written, and produced by our very own Dylan Merrick and his crack stock team (also employed by Bad Craziness) and we will announce the title in a few weeks once it goes into production.
Be prepared fair readers! We hope this will be a bountiful journey but it will take your viewership which we are not afraid to gain using brute force. Just saying.
So fare the well fair readers and welcome to Bad Craziness International Studios!
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~Viva amigos
~the mgmt
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