A Press Release from the Bad Craziness Management

ATTENTION FAIR READERS!

We here at Bad Craziness International have been down for a few weeks due to renovations.
A few weeks ago, a terrible accident occurred that claimed the lives of 10,000 Bad Craziness Interns.  The Bad Craziness Central Aerospace Engineering Department built the first completely operational and inexpensive hovercraft based off of Syd Mead's spinner model in Blade Runner approximately 2 weeks ago.  Suddenly, an army of rabid mongoose busted through the door completely befuddling Bad Craziness' own Lloyd Dunn, John Lautner and Karl Benz.  Suddenly, the mongoose army let out a blood curdling war cry and destroyed everything in the room.  The sheer force of the savage mongoose rebels was too much and the jet propulsion systems erupted in a wild science fiction-y rage, destroying a solid 4% of our HQ.  It was a sad day, and we send our condolences to the families of our loyal employees.  But we are returning with a vengeance!
We would like to announce a brand new addition to our HQ.  A bigger, better department that we're surprised we've never had before.  OFFICIALLY, Bad Craziness International is now acquiring a film studio department!  We here at Bad Craziness International are proud to announce our newest addition to the Bad Craziness family: Bad Craziness International Studios.
There will be plenty of films being churned out by Bad Craziness International.  The debut film will be directed, written, and produced by our very own Dylan Merrick and his crack stock team (also employed by Bad Craziness) and we will announce the title in a few weeks once it goes into production.
Be prepared fair readers!  We hope this will be a bountiful journey but it will take your viewership which we are not afraid to gain using brute force.  Just saying.
So fare the well fair readers and welcome to Bad Craziness International Studios!

A word from our founder and creator

~Viva amigos
      ~the mgmt

FOR THE LADIES

In honor of International Women's Day, we here at Bad Craziness wanted to make a post to recognize some of the coolest ladies in cinema.  Some of them you know, some of them you may not know, others are obscure/foreign because some people on our staff listen to Bright Eyes and Dan Auerbach's solo album.  ROLL THE REEL, JOHNNY!

BAD CRAZINESS' ROUGHENEST, TOUGHENEST, LADIENEST, LADY ACTRESS

BETTE DAVIS
 Bette Davis did for the world and art of the actress what Brando did for actors.  She added a new element to what a female could do on screen.  As opposed to being an object of sex, a weak, fragile creature who needs a man to keep her afloat, or a a weak, fragile object of sex who needs a man to keep her afloat, Bette Davis decided she would be smacking guys and running off on her own.  If a producer told her to tone down her "radical feminist" approach to acting, she'd just tell him that she wouldn't do the part.  She used her power as an actress to be one of the first real strong business ladies in Hollywood and got her parts by her own accord when people were still slaves to the Hollywood System.  Davis took care of herself and that's why we here at Bad Craziness think she's one of the roughenest, toughenest, ladienest ladies in the history or cinema.

BAD CRAZINESS' ROUGHENEST, TOUGHENEST, LADIENEST LADY OF DIRECTING

AGNES VARDA
 In a time where women were still trying not to go completely insane from being locked in a house 24/7, Agnes Varda decided "Nah, I'm gonna be one of the biggest names of the French New Wave Movement instead".  Of course, she said it French because she's French.  This stone cold wild woman is still making movies and although she claims The Beaches of Agnes would be her last movie, we hope she keeps on making movies forever.  She was one of the only filmmakers along with Robert J. Flaherty and Mira Nair who has been able to successfully combine elements of Documentary and experimental narrative film in a way that doesn't seem like The Devil Inside.  Keep on keeping on Ms. Varda, the real Queen of France.

BAD CRAZINESS' ROUGHENEST, TOUGHENEST, LADIENEST LADY OF WRITING

KRISTEN WIIG
 That's right.  Bad Craziness loves Bridesmaids.  It was one of the best written films of last year PLUS it gave a new legitimacy to comedy that has been lost since the days of SOB, Fritz the Cat, Annie Hall, and Clerks.  Kristen Wiig is not only one of the funniest ladies alive, she's one of the funniest people alive.  Our Surveillance Department overhears a lot of conversations about Wiig being "like the new Tina Fey".  We've sent out contract hits on those people because they are dead wrong.  Kristen Wiig is a monster all her own and she's venturing into the grounds of comedy screenplay writing where no lady has gone before and nobody has been able to do consistently for a while.  No one expected that Oscar nomination but we all know they deserved it just the same.  Kudos, Ms. Wiig!

Happy International Women's Month everyone!  And from all of us here at Bad Craziness, happy Monday and as always,

~Viva amigos,
      ~D. Merrick